I've learned two things from last night. One, my family is weirdly obsessed with bodily functions. I've never heard so much talk about how to remove earwax properly (????) in my entire life. Two, if your grandma says she doesn't know how to play a card game involving money, she's probably lying - Grandma insisted that she would be no good at Rummoli (also, if you've never played, try it. It's addicting), yet she kicked Mom's butt.
Beginner's luck, I say.
It wouldn't have been possible to wipe that smile off her face if you tried!
On a completely unrelated note...it's Christmas Eve morning already. Say whaaaaat?!